I know that anybody who can write the following sentence: "The rooom was sexually lit with lots of candles and sex music," ought to be recognized for his great contribution to the body of English language literature.  

Both reviews seem out of whack.  Ironically, the review of Robin (inconsistent with the others of her) makes me want to see her more than the more obviously positive reviews the others have written.  The 10/10 review (of Coco) also has an effect opposite of what is apparently intended.

That level of irony takes some doing.