maybe I'm just a terrible bitch, but email me asking me for my results or anything related to testing and prepare to have the equivalent of a door slammed in your face.  

I actually am clearly a grouchy bitch because my first thought reading that is the subtext that you think I'm dumb enough to not maintain my body and health? Wouldn't it be extremely bad for business if I was STI/STD positive and spreading them? What does the act of asking even prove? If I were the person to have something and continue working, why would I share that with you? Wouldn't I just lie or falsify the documents?  

Also the majority of risk falls on women. We are much more susceptible to catching anything. So really, if anyone should be asking for papers, it should be us of you, but we realize that's just dumb and unreasonable. So we don't.

Clearly there are ladies who do not share my opinion. Great. Maybe y'all can work out a lovely result exchange. The rest of us are over here not tolerating this discussion, but just as disease free.  

xo