Was talking to a provider yesterday, about 30 minutes after the session about cumming. That is, how guys cum from her experiences. Take a look below and identify your type. First, choose the numbers then the letters.

1) announcement- Your telling her your about to cum so both of you prepare yourself with multiple options such as CIM, COB, COF, or CIM.
2) no announcement- You do not tell her and continue fucking until you go limp and she asks you, did you come or something?

a) religious: you say, "God damn! Jesus!" or other religious names.

b) profanity: you say, "Fuck!!! Motha fucker! Shit!!" while your cuming.

c) growler: you growl like a tiger, "Grrrrrrrrrrr".

d) seizures: your body starts to shake all over the place.

e) no emotional responses: no facial expression, body movement, and you do not say anything.

f) goofy: you say something goofy such as saying, "Holy titty balls turkey stuffing" or do something goofy such as creating a sour facial expression.

Did I miss anything? Anyone want to add anything to this list? I have done all of these. I've done #2 by accident because it was "premature" so I could not warn her. I've done "e" with lack luster providers. I do not want to reveal any indication, even for a brief moment that I am happy with the nut because of their lack luster service. So, I pretend I didn't enjoy it.

And then addressing to my own semen, and quoting the MASN announcer, Bob Carpenter, I say...."See you laterrrrrr "

Passionate wet kiss?

or perhaps, "whose your daddy??"

Too far??