Hello Boys and welcome to the show!  

15. The words making love or lovemaking have three syllables and Fucking
only has two. Plus, the word Fucking just rolls off your tongue a bit  
smoother.

14. You can fuck just about anywhere. I am pretty sure you can only make
love in a bed, or on the beach at sunset. That’s kind of like a rule.

13. Making love sounds boring. Admit it. It sounds really boring.

12. You can use the word fucking for a myriad of things. You can only  
use the word lovemaking for one thing. It’s not like you can say, “Hand  
me the lovemaking remote!” However, you can say, “Hand me the fucking  
remote!”

11. If you tell a girl you’re going to lovemake her until she can’t walk
straight she will probably laugh at you. I know I would.

10. Fucking implies that you’re going to put a little bit of effort into
what you’re doing. Perhaps actually break a sweat. You’re probably not  
going to break a sweat making love.

9. You can fuck a stranger. You can’t really make love to one.

8. You can also fuck up a stranger. If you want to fuck up a stranger chances are you REALLY don’t want to make love to them.

7. Making love is for people who are really in love. Fucking is also for
people who are really in love, but who realize that lovemaking is  
slightly boring.

6. The beginning of those two words are very different. Love & Fuck  
have such different meanings. Saying “Fuck, Fuck, Fuck.” While fucking  
is normal. Saying “Love, Love, Love.” While fucking, or making love is  
just kind of stupid sounding.

5. If I’m in doggy style with my ass sticking up in the air, looking  
back at you with my big brown eyes, chances are I’m not going to say  
“Love me until it hurts.” However, I can nearly guarantee that I will  
say “Fuck me until it hurts.” Just sayin’.

4. I don’t really want to look into your eyes while you make sweet  
passionate love to me. Save that for the misses. However, I’d like to  
look up at you while you’re fucking my mouth while I’m on my knees.  
That’s always fun.

3. And on that note, you can’t make love to a mouth. It’s just not  
possible. You can passionately kiss one, but you can’t make love to one.
You can, however, fuck my mouth as hard and deep as you can. Now that’s
fucking, cowboy.

2. To date I’ve only made love to a few people in my life. However, I’ve
done a lot of fucking. Fucking is way funner. I mean, seriously funner.
Plus when you make love to someone they actually expect you to call  
them in the morning.

1. I have actually told someone, “I’m going to fuck you six ways from  
Sunday.” I’d feel slightly ridiculous, and so would you, saying, “I’m  
going to make love to you six ways from Sunday.” While it doesn’t sound  
exceptionally lame, it is. You know it is.

So if you're interested, get on my schedule cowboy!

Charleston, SC  
January 4-5
Daniel Island

Columbia, SC  
January 5-7
Downtown

Charlotte, NC  
January 7-8
Downtown

Atlanta, GA  
January 10-11
Buckhead

Orlando, FL  
January 18-20
I-Drive

Richmond, VA  
February 1-3
Location TBD

Washington, DC
February 3-6
Dupont Circle

Baltimore, MD
February 6-8
Inner Harbor

Philadelphia, PA
February 16-18
Center City

Wilmington, DE
February 18-20
Location TBD

Boston, MA
February 29 - March 3
Theatre District

NYC Manhattan
March 3-6
Times Square

Chicago, IL
March 14-18
Miracle Mile

 
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"Rae is a WOW girl. My world, my brain, and my body got rocked that day. You don't need to contact me to get my opinion or recommendation -- I am giving it right now. She is fantastic and has my highest recommendation." - Excerpt from my latest review

There are few things more medically dangerous to a man’s health than a penis which constantly swells and balls that are constantly blue. Sources in the medical industry have said that this is caused by a lack of blood in the brain that instead is rerouted to the cock due to being stimulated either visually, physically, or mentally.    
   
There have been numerous studies performed by noted professionals on how to - prolong this dangerous medical condition - and those people have received much fame and fortune because of it. It is now possible to induce and prolong this condition and men everywhere are lining up to receive this medicine, thereby requiring that they receive the attention of a willing sexual partner to obtain release once this occurs.    
   
I know this weighs on your mind often. You probably lay awake at night filled with anxiety about the next time your balls are blue and your cock is hard because you haven’t quite figured out how to handle the problem in the very best way. Well, gentlemen, I have finally come up with a solution to your dangerous medical condition and would love to be the one to help you prevent any further injury or distress by taking care of you when you do find yourself with a thick hard dick.    
   
7 Ways To Cure Cock Swelling & Blue Balls - According to Rae Monroe    
   
Join the Catholic Church as a Priest. (I’m sorry that was a horrible suggestion) Ahem, in reality the very best way to get rid of that scary medical condition is for you to allow a professional with years of experience to have her way with you. For scientific purposes only I’m going to use myself as an example so you understand what I’m talking about. In this instance I would have to say that if I had *my* way with you I’d back you up against the wall, pull your pants down, and wrap my gorgeous pink lips around your cock and slurp and suck on it until you drained your heavy balls into my mouth. Haste is the key here to this one. The moment you arrive it should be done that way you’ve avoided any unnecessary pain or discomfort for the remainder of our consultation.    
   
Take hot showers. - Now I know this sounds like an odd request, but the health benefits are quite outstanding. I’d hazard to guess that if you took a shower with me I’d spend some time slipping my hands over your skin covered in body wash until every single inch of you was clean. Of course you’d have to return the favor and I know once your hands are on me your cock is bound to start filling with blood. As it leaves your brain it’s got to go somewhere. I’d imagine that once you feel me in front of you, my ass nestled directly in your crotch and my soapy hips bouncing back and forth it’s going to be hard, very hard, for you to think of anything other than pushing yourself into me to relieve that pain in your cock. Honestly, it’s a great idea. Once you’re hard and thick I’d love to have you spin me around, push me to my knees and work yourself into my mouth. I mean, there’s something sexy about a clean pretty face looking up at you waiting for your balls to drain onto her face and into her mouth.    
   
Lay back and enjoy the view. Once you’ve experienced the above two it’s very important that you also experience just laying back and being able to enjoy the view. Stretching out in a comfortable position is key to making this one work. Having a place that is clean, candle-lit and even has soft music or “dick sucking music” going is really going to make this enjoyable. Were it me I’d be very tempted to slide over your body, stand up, and lower myself onto your rigid hard cock to give you the benefit of a very delightful view, and wrap you up in my hot wet pussy. As I grind myself down onto your cock you’re going to have my tits, pretty face, and of course the view of your cock slipping in and out of my cunt to help you drain your balls and get rid of that troublesome erection.    
   
Deep anal thrusting. - Nothing will help relieve that serious medical condition better than some deep anal thrusting. If you’re given the opportunity to use your engorged cock on the sweet ass of a very willing partner, well, I believe you should take it. Were it me I’d do some very pointed inviting into my nether hole and beg you to stretch it and fuck it nice and deep purely to ensure that you don’t have any health problems because of that hard cock. I mean, I really am doing you a favor by saving your life with my anal queen powers. Back at school they teach all of us potential professionals about using our ass as a life saving device. You’re welcome!    
   
Mutual Exploration - This is one of the best ways to relieve yourself of the cum straining to be free in your heavy balls. Just allow me to climb on top of you backwards, present you with my deliciously delightful pussy, and in turn swallow your cock down to the base and work my harlot magic all over your thick shaft as you lick and explore my pussy and asshole to your heart’s content. I guarantee the first time I cum in your face it will give you a feeling so erotically delightful you’ll be eager to shoot your load directly into my willing wet mouth.    
   
Charge In - In this endeavor I will say that it is in your best interest to insure that you’ve worked out at least once in the previous week or more than once truth be told. If you’re going to get behind me and “wreck me” so to speak then you had better be prepared to really do it hard and well. I’d like it if you grabbed my hips, pulled me back onto you, and worked your cock in and out to the point that you absolutely had to give me a shower with your cock. You could just leave it in there and fill the condom with your fresh cum, but it would be so much more fun if you pulled out, took the condom off and painted my ass cheeks and back with it or even turned me around to paint my face with it, don’t you think?    
   
Delightful Hands - You know there are few who can boast a smoother and more delightful hand job than me, and I have to admit than when men are engorged, hurting, and needing that release (for medical reasons only) I have been known to put a spell on them with my magic hands. Slick with spit and a bit of lubrication I can and will work your hard cock over with my unique skills. Always remembering to touch your balls or play with your prostate (if you like that) I will be sure to drain you of every last drop of cum so the hardness that’s been plaguing you which has been so hazardous to your health goes away and stays that way for several hours, if not days. Trust me, once you’ve felt the way my hands caress you, you're going to want to know exactly who gives me my manicures.    
   
In closing, gentlemen, don’t be the type of man who endures pain and anxiety alone. Let me help you with this condition and ensure that you live a long, happy, healthy blue ball free life. Remember, repeat sessions are necessary as I’m sure you know, there are few who will be able to treat this disorder quite like me.    
   
As always, stay horny my friends,                
               
Rae Monroe                  
                   
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