: Travel Discussion : If you plan on spending any time on your computer, I would recommend pool side

3000ma 67 Reviews 2323 reads

posted 9 years ago

1 / 15

I am planning another monger trip. I was originally planning to revisit the wonderful FKKs in Europe, but I am intrigued at the thought of going to an all-inclusive sex resorts around the Caribbean.

I like the blonde girls, but I am also OK with hot latinos. I like the idea of just picking a girl and not having to haggle for upsells and such. Caribbean is also closer to home, and I can spend more on the girls/resort instead of flight.

FKK is nice, but I do like the idea of lounging in tropical beach/pool sipping on cocktails, then retiring to my room with a hot girl.

Can anyone tell me how those two compare? I am interested in details for: 1. Cost 2. LU/girls quality 3. Service 4. Accomodation

Thanks!!

GaGambler 617 reads

posted 9 years ago

2 / 15

There is no need to go to the "all inclusive sex resorts" in the Caribe or anywhere in Latin America

In the DR for example you can fuck five different chicas a day if you want for less than two hundred bucks TOTAL for all five. It's really that cheap. A lot of the Dominicanas actual travel to places like Costa Rica to work where they can get the "big bucks" of about a hundred bucks for a session of an hour or two. lol

Some of the all inclusive joints are legit, but even at the best of them you end up paying about three times the rate of going down there "ala carte"

One thing to note however, if you are going on a "monger trip" do NOT stay at any of the "non sex, all inclusive joints" They will not allow you to bring anyone that is not a registered guest onto the property. I have heard great things about Black Beards and Field of Dreams.

3000ma 67 Reviews 546 reads

posted 9 years ago

3 / 15

I want a tropical FKK

Thanks for your reply. I do not mean to insult less affluent countries, and correct me if I am wrong, but I'd rather not venture myself out to a seedy streets to make deals with SW-style skanky providers. Call me racist if you want, but I am rather picky about whom I fuck.. I want to stay in a safe, exclusive resort and have my selection of fine ladies.

I am picturing one of those Cancun All-Inclusive hotels, plus FKK. Let me know if my expectation is way too high, but some of the web sites seem to suggest so... but then again, it's internet!

As for budget, flight to Germany is around $1,000. Hotel and logistic around $120/day, 3 sex (plain 50e, greek 150e, duo 100e, plus 60e entry) = about $400usd/day. So going to FKK would cost around $3500 for 4 days fun. I think I can find a sex resort with equal or cheaper cost.

I can always go back to German FKK, I guess....

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JakeFromStateFarm 464 reads

posted 9 years ago

4 / 15

Do you really want a "hot latino?"

The person on the left is a "latino." The person on the right is a "latina." It is good to know the difference.

JakeFromStateFarm 538 reads

posted 9 years ago

5 / 15

You've made some incorrect assumptions about Central America's "seedy streets."

For example, the Cocal Resort and Casino on Jaco Beach, Costa Rica, is basically a big FKK club/Meet & Greet. Not "seedy" at all. The same goes for some of the hotels in Panama City, Panama. Here's a shot from the pool bar area of the Cocal.

scb19 10 Reviews 533 reads

posted 9 years ago

6 / 15

Re: You've made some incorrect assumptions about Central America's "seedy streets."

looks like just what I am looking for!

Posted By: JakeFromStateFarm

For example, the Cocal Resort and Casino on Jaco Beach, Costa Rica, is basically a big FKK club/Meet & Greet. Not "seedy" at all. The same goes for some of the hotels in Panama City, Panama. Here's a shot from the pool bar area of the Cocal.

GaGambler 511 reads

posted 9 years ago

7 / 15

I have been to that very place literally dozens of times

and if you are looking for hot women in a tropical beach setting at an affordable price, yes it is just what you are looking for.

I have enjoyed a lobster dinner right there at that very pool bar while surround by dozens and dozen of hot chicas all of them more than ready to head to your room in a heartbeat, it's hardly what I would call the "seedy streets" of Central America. I think the OP might be a bit more racist than he wants to let on.

vscrtlvr 3 Reviews 459 reads

posted 9 years ago

8 / 15

Re: You've made some incorrect assumptions about Central America's "seedy streets."

I speak almost no Spanish. Is that a handicap?

Posted By: JakeFromStateFarm

For example, the Cocal Resort and Casino on Jaco Beach, Costa Rica, is basically a big FKK club/Meet & Greet. Not "seedy" at all. The same goes for some of the hotels in Panama City, Panama. Here's a shot from the pool bar area of the Cocal.

3000ma 67 Reviews 458 reads

posted 9 years ago

9 / 15

Hmmmm

Cocal Resort does look pretty nice! Is there a bit more upscale place with similar theme in CR or DR?

Oh, thanks for correcting me. I do not want a muscular latino waiting in my room

JakeFromStateFarm 435 reads

posted 9 years ago

10 / 15

Most people in Costa Rica speak at least some English.

Surprisingly, (to me, at least) in Panama very few people speak English. I can't speak for other countries in the region.

mibfig 4 Reviews 296 reads

posted 9 years ago

11 / 15

Hotel Cocal & Casino

Apropos to your observation, look at the 2nd review down on this link to TripAdvisor reviews of the Cocal Resort and Casino. What an AWFUL problem to have!

"At night you cannot even walk through the bar area or casino. Well over 100 well dressed attractive hookers charging $100 per hour. They will swarm you and harass the hell out of you."

Poor guy.

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fitnessbuff1 6 Reviews 229 reads

posted 9 years ago

12 / 15

Re: You've made some incorrect assumptions about Central America's "seedy streets."

Nice scenery! I'm in.

WaterBoys 13 Reviews 233 reads

posted 9 years ago

13 / 15

Re: I have been to that very place literally dozens of times

Which of the room types would you recommend? Or any issues with one type over another?
Ocean Front, pool side, courtyard?

GaGambler 237 reads

posted 9 years ago

14 / 15

If you plan on spending any time on your computer, I would recommend pool side

The wi fi reception in the Ocean Front rooms sucks, and the only other choice is to get a room that opens up to the parking lot which gives them kind of a motel kind of vibe.

If you don't plan on needing wifi then I would suggest the Ocean Front rooms or the "Junior suite" which I believe is room number 25 which is an upstairs room with a sitting room that also gives you an ocean view.

GaGambler 256 reads

posted 9 years ago

15 / 15

I have been to most of the countries in the region, CR is the easiest if you don't speak Spanish

believe it or not Panama is the second easiest country to visit if you don't speak Spanish, with Nicaragua, Colombia, Venezuela and Ecuador all being much tougher to navigate if you don't speak at least some Spanish, although a friend of mine lived in Medellin Colombia for almost two years and never learned much Spanish at all, He seemed to manage just fine.

BTW, please don't even consider traveling to Venezuela right now. It's always been kind of a dicey place to go, but it would be insane to travel there right now unless you are a VERY experienced international traveler, and even then I would not recommend it. It's very easy to get yourself killed there right now.