"mechanical and dispassionate as a hernia checkup"

Good review writer.

Yeah, on HA she's quite the opinionated little bitch.
For some reason I can't post on there, even though I'm registered. Sent numerous emails to whoever runs it...no response. Fuck it...I usually just want to post to respond to her bullshit anyway.

At least "she" uses her actual pics...hopefully guys will check her reviews.

she seemed genuine and the real thing. It just stresses the importance of reviews.