Always amused by my favorite scammer's ads.  For those who have difficulty understanding her ad, here's some help.

She has a few changes this ad.  She's dirty blonde now and no longer arabic, but brazilian and part "Armanian"! (a small country neighboring Armenia, I guess.).  She has a "nice plays over welsher and fer-fix".  (A "plays" is like a residence but only used for play, you see.)  Unless you know LA, you won't find "welsher and fer-fix" because it's not on mapquest.  But it doesn't matter since her location is "welshir n la brea".  That's not North La Brea Blvd; it's the intersection of the two streets though there is no street, "Welshr".  Are you with me so far?  Anyway, just call her.  She'll tell you which Motel 6 she's at for you to "date" her.  (A date is --- she collects her money, strips, tells you to jack off.)

By the way, she had 2 ads going a few months ago, one on backpage for guys like me who get so much amusement from them and another on eros which was impeccable in spelling and syntax.