Every red flag was thrown up for this guy with fireworks and a brass band in the background. Complete utter fool. Almost too hard to believe. He should just see Nadia Shimura and save himself the trouble...she's probably worth the hour drive...just too far for me in CA.
My review of this review is 10/10. Just remember point #15 when submitting a review..."We consider all reviews to be fictional stories that are posted by TER solely for entertainment purposes." I was pretty damn entertained by this.
There's another dismal review of her that contains perhaps my favorite remark I've read in a review so far. She's giving this gent the same kind if bs service while ignoring his attempts to salvage something out of the Session. Frustrated at every turn he suggests topping and she delivers this gem: "everybody wants to fuck me." Which he trumps by observing her comment: "was weird given her line of work." LMFA
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