How about the dudes who wanna "hook up" or "hang out." This is code for "avoid the donation." Typically under 25, typically sending pics of themselves in the bathroom mirror. And for some reason, they're always shirtless. Recently I got a text from a guy who wants to "trade pics." Does he really expect an escort to respond to that?
(So these guys are Morons, young and don't know their way around. Everyone is a newbie at some time, and I damn sure have learned some hard and painful lessons starting out, I still am, but the rule of survival is "Adapt or die". They will either learn, or wither on the vine. Accept it and deal with these types appropriately. Like insects they will always be out there to annoy you)...
Then there's the guy who wants to take me out to dinner; he doesn't want an appointment you see, he wants dinner in lieu of the appointment.
(Did it enter your mind that some men adore beautiful women, enjoy being seen with them and pampering them. This is nothing new, and has been going on for centuries. Although more common in Europe, there are fanciers here in the USA also. Other factors come into play also, for example, not wanting to be embarrassed by a flagging libido. Viagra does not work for everybody you know, and men are sensitive about being shamed and taunted by a young beauty. You might view these as an opposite to the young morons mentioned earlier. Please don't assume evil intent just off the bat, there are exceptions for legitimate reasons. It is not always simply just about humping and gulping)....
But all these guys, let's keep it real, they either wanna suck my dick or fuck my ass. Or they wouldn't be calling.
(First, using "all" is an illegitimate attribution which allows for no exceptions, which is never true. And do you find there is something wrong with a guy wanting to have sex with you?. Why would you put down a man for having such urges, since, as you said "all" do?. Now myself, I would want to do both the acts described, and want to have an excellent fellation experience for myself. However, sex would not be optimal if I knew you were hating me for it. Nothing kills male performance as quickly and fatally as knowing you are being despised. One whiff, and I would be out of there, and I know I am not alone. Some guys are horny knot heads and would ignore the cues. They have a name for them: Dumbasses. Just because you have the power does not mean it should be abused. That, My Dear, smacks of evil)....
And though there's no price for my soul, my hourly rate is clearly posted.
(I have no problem with the rate, I am not afraid to spend what is necessary to satisfy my desires, in fact I am not shy about adding extra if warranted. Not everyone is as ethical as I am on this issue. They are Slag’s. Treat them as such. On the other hand, not everyone is a millionaire, I certainly am not, but still stick by my principles on this, as it is only fair. As for your soul. Is it as beautiful as your face and body?. Of course, this is an issue only you know in your own mind, no need to criticize others on this level IMVVHO)....
I recently got a text from a guy: "61 yr old retiree on fixed income. Can I see you for 100?" Retiree? Fixed income? Jeez grandpa, jerk off in the shower and save yr money. And why are you haggling the whore anyway? I mean, if there's one person you want to pay well it's the lady sucking your dick. With a healthy set of teeth.
(I believe I have covered these points already. However, no need to insult a senior citizen, he may have fought in a war to preserve the freedoms you enjoy today. There is no comparison to a shower "jerk" and physical contact with another person, there is no sin in that. He didn't lie about his situation, and of course you have the prerogative to stick to your rates, period. And again that wiff of distain creeps through...
Maybe we should talk about it. Over dinner. I'll pick up the check. Then maybe some action if all aligns. However, one whiff, and I'll do the gentlemanly thing as is my nature and breeding: pay your cabfare)....
There is no point to this post, other than I observe and comment. And complain.
(The same applies to this response, and I was not rude about it either)....
The Blackwulf
