Transsexual
So, here is your driveway if you decide to rent 
This TS is a class act, very very cool, more of a bottom but sexy and from Mexico. Goes by Gloria, Giselle and Dubraska.
http://losangeles.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/i_love_69_69_69_erotika_gloria_t4m_26_west_hollywood_27/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=3649035
You sure know how to tease us midwesterners, Doggie!
Too bad I'm not allowed on the kitchen counter top; she's just about the right height.
CAT,remember this is the apt complex where the litter box had to stay outside and when clients came over, you had to go to the balcony. The positive part about all of this is you can pounce from one balcony to the next, all 10 and be the fly on the wall or cat on the balcony watching the show
Yep, I'll be the pussy on the balcony just licking away.........
could not resist
F that, I drove down it in my company car and parked in the back, taking up two spots so I did not get door dings