I think the folks who run the recommendation services here are off for the holiday.  But I'm confused.  No one here would try to serve you a chicken for a turkey.  He's already shot too so cant shoot anything anymore. He's dead.  Now for the stuffing. Its a must.  Its part of the full hour offering.  Grandpa always called it "the sit down". That's when you engage with the turkey.

Were you trying to be a turkey, you silly goose?  Also, turkeys are all young.  You will never find an old turkey, well maybe with the exception of your self you silly goose!

Good luck.