They are both richer, smarter, and have better short games then me, and I don't even know if Spitzer golfs. Hah, not very funny, true, but that's not the point, the point is, count your blessings. Yeah, sure, it would be nice to be rich, powerful, and drive a tee shot 400 yards, but at what cost? Just think what you could do with all the dough. If you liked to have sex for example, wow, you could really afford some great pussy.

I am thankful for the opportunities I have had to meet some of the wonderful ASP's I've met, and hope to meet in the future, without a lot of scandle, litigation, and body shop work. For average guys like me, other then the simple fact of being able to afford the date, the biggest risk is to just end up not having that great of a time. If so, move on, live and learn, read some more reviews, get lucky the next time. I don't have to worry, for example, of getting snitched out on by some hot mistress/mistresses?!.

Tiger might not have paid up front, (but come on, really?) but would wager this is going to end up costing him way more then every date I've ever had put together, tips included, times a bunch.

I might be joe average, paying $$$ for a date form time to time, but I can do it whenever I want or can afford, enjoy each one guilt free, and don't have to worry about getting ripped up and down in the press if I run into a tree on the way home.

So, thanks ladies, I promise to stay unfamous, and not wealthy, so we can continue this great hobby together without having to worry about having to go through all of the drama and problems that the rich and famous do.