I finally busted away from my wife, the window was open so I headed out. I drove about 75 miles as our trailer is out in da country. I get there and the motel is dark and dingy. I could hardly see in the room since it was so sunny outside. I get inside and I see this skinny stinky black man in a wig. I was so horny that I stayed. He got me off in five min and I was out of there.
A new sucker is born every min of the day folks!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love it when someone answers an ad and the pics are clearly a hot female model and its a bait and switch session and they only lost the half hour rate of $60.
I can be a troll sometimes, usually I call those ones with the obvious glamour pic and say "hi, I don't meet girls with professional photos." then end call.
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