On a Thursday, Fri, or Sat go have a few cock-tails at Divas SF over by Polk and Post.  There is no reason to go anywhere as its all in your back yard.  You can easily find that in San Francisco.  Heck, if you get real spunky and strike out at Divas (which I doubt would happen) put that adult diaper you wear at home in your backpack and grab a cab and head over to The Power Exchange.  It may not always be a TS but I'm sure you can find a few DOMS to whip, spank, and pee all over your face.  Good Luck.

sounds like fantasymakers is more your thing