Now this is coming from a guy with more common sense than brains sometimes (me)...ha ha.  There are two common review themes that I just don't get.  I actually know the answer to both and know why it happens but I am still amazed when I read reviews and see these two scenarios come up over and over....

Scenario 1.  I called TS "X", set up an appt.  Could not wait to get there. I drove 2 hours to see her, called from the parking lot, got the room number, went up and the girl behind the door was not the girl in the picture.  Well, I was horny and drove 2 hours so I decided to stay

Thats one ....Now the second.....

Scenario 2.  Review gets posted, looks rating is a 9 to 10, performance is a 1 to 4.  The reviewer explains that he got hussled and rushed, had a terrible time and wants to post this on TER for a 411.  BUT, BUT, the provider just happens ot have 3-6 pages of similar, terrible reviews.....

I ask, do you read these before you head out or decide to look them up after you get burned and flush 300 bones down the toilet?  

Both scenarios are a result of thinking with the head between your legs but it amazes me that this happens quite often.  

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Tranny Chaser Training School?

What can I say?  Boys can sometimes be dopey

Ya know, some of the boys get all offended by Melissa, Jas, etc. having an "attitude."  Oh, please.

Well, I promise everybody, if we had even just a wee bit of their confidence and fiery spunk, we wouldn't stand for the crap in those scenarios.

We would run the risk of being hit on the hand with a pan, and we'd need to work out so we could jump fences....  Right, Doggie?

Hey, Doggie, I know!  You should start a tranny chaser training school!!!  Yeah!

Re: Tranny Chaser Training School?

Naaaaaaaaa, no time Cat.  I just bought one of those double decker tour busses with the top cut off.  I'm starting my Hoollywood TS Tour Company. We hit the back streets of Hollywood late at night in search of the tranny street walkers. On Fri and Sat nights, we get in some good sightings.

Re: Tranny Chaser Training School?

What I hear you saying is you want me to name the TS provider I saw yesterday who has excellent reviews on TER, couldn't get hard, had a crotch that smelled like she sat in goat shit and said my dick was too big to take in her ass.

Is that the spunk your looking for?

I don't know if naming the provider is in my makeup. On the one hand yes I understand TER, but on the other I'd rather not--despite everyone deserving the chance to wisely spend.

FYI, I played the date right; front loaded with compliments, focused on her during and spent a few minutes laughing and talking afterwards. Upon leaving I went straight for a package of quadruplemint industrial scrub gum and a garden hose to wash my face.

I would not have gone through with it and then run out gargling water, chewing gum and showering...I think I would have said "lets hop in the shower babe" and if the answer was no, I'd then put on the LATSDog running shoes and get the F out of there

All's good in theory but I didn't realize it 'til after she'd been knob schlobbin for a couple minutes. With her chocolate star staring me in the eyes my olfactory warnings went off the chart. Right then, I'm a prisoner. It was like Hitchcock's bird shit.