If the size matters, who is the best available in Los Angeles  Area besides Ednita or Jaguar?

Several yrs ago this TS had a tool that was not functional.  And when I say "not functional" I mean it got hard but in my opinion could not be used.  Did it bend to the left, dog leg to the right?  Neither.....If I had to describe it, I would say go to google and search on a "Pugs Tail".  There is no way the member could be used for anything.

The best hung in L.A. is  Vanilla.   Truely gigantic and functional, with a bangin' body.
Go to San Diego, and you'll find Jordan, virtually the same size as Vanilla.

I put the well hung trannys in the Vannilla catagory (very long and a little above average girth) and then the Lola malone Karen Cummings, Ednita catagory (8-9 and FAT!).......Both are gr8 but give me the 8-9 Fat! Just sayin.