When I met the beautiful Miss Christina Queens, she warned me that she had a big cock.  So I told her I'd try to watch out for that.  
I also told her thanks for the warning!  She skipped foreplay and  went right to giving it to me.  It was so funny!  Miss Christina Queens was giving me a good face fucking, which I was enjoying.  Then she suddenly pulled out and started "apologizing" to me ;-()   .  That was in Panama City.  She was on her way back home to Colombia, from Europe.  

I met the movie star Miss Angeles Cid in Buenos Aries.  Since she could talk english, I was asking her questions about there, mainly about when & where to find the T-Ladies.  In the middle of our talk, Miss Angeles Cid goes stuffing her cock in my mouth, so I had to spit her out.  I told her that I really can't talk with my mouth full!  ;-()    There was plenty of T-ladies in Argentina!  One girl advertised she had a really big "cork"!    

Now-a-days it seem to be more annually, than anally.  And some need to be analyzed. ;-()  
The best way to get away from a T-lady that is being too strange and insisting that you will stay, is to have a loud fart machine speaker in your back pocket!  They might beat you out the door!     Just don't do that in a crowded elevator lift!!!  
Add your funny!  You all have a good day!