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tshummer 8796 reads

posted 22 years ago

I really need some help. Because I am blessed with very limber muscles and joints I am able to bend myself at such angles where I can actually go down on myself! This is so economical convenient its not even funny. Anyway, slick as this as is, I get kinda tired of going down just on myself, and my johnson gets kind of tired of just having me go down on it, and plus that teeth issue, you know. I was just wondering if it would be worth seeing a TS to experience something new from both perspectives, if you know what I mean. Any thoughts?

kuvfez22 years ago8329 reads

Re:self inflicted fellatio

try fucking a lump of mud. If that doesn't work, stick you dick in a light socket, turn on the power, and count from one to three thousand backwards.

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diaduo822 years ago8655 reads

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hey, unless you've ever fucked a lump of mud, lay off.
kidding.

out of curiosity, how do you "count from one to three thousand backwards?"

i tried it, but every time i start from one and try to go up, and find myself in not going backwards...

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Dick Cheney22 years ago7938 reads

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Yes. Go f%#k youself. LOL

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tshummer22 years ago9414 reads

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Hey thanks, guys! I was really hoping to get manowar to check in with his take, but you guys have been just as supportive as he would have been!

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Dick Cheney22 years ago7805 reads

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tshummer;
Sorry. It was meant as a joke(Dick Cheney qoute), especially since you can fellate yourself. It wasn't meant to be mean spirited as evidenced by and LOL. It was "too hard" to resist...

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tshummer22 years ago7501 reads

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Dear Mr. Cheney:

No offense taken and I laughed with you as I thought that's what you meant I guess the next logical step would be to perform self inflicted intercourse...Thank you for clarifying.