Wow!! Would I be buying a house or getting a BJ.

Ya think she is into real estate? Instead of Cash, I wanted to.......

ask if I could come over for a session.  It will be like a 2005 California Mortgage.  I'll put nothing down, pay only interest for 5 years and when the loan comes due in five years, I won't refinance but default, kinda like she will do in her session

As a member recently said a few weeks back "Gotch-ya".  

Again....

It is well documented that her service is nothing short of HORRIBLE.

The standard 2 call system is already too much trouble to see her.

She forget

to ask for social security numbers