I'm visiting a city I've been to several times (sorry, as moderator I'm not able to post any reviews so this is anonymous). I dial up some room service and have a fairly good session with a hottie brasileira. Tudo e bom!
At one point, we got on Eros and started ranking her peers in terms of attractiveness, GFE, etc. We come across one girl's ad and she shrieks, "ayyyy, that girl is so ugly in person. she looks like a man." (trust me, it sounded funnier in her brasilian accent). When I probed further, turns out its her friend and former roomate and close friend! This pattern ensued through 3 more ads.
I finally ask her who she thinks the prettiest girl is and she picks someone I'm not keen on. I tell her "ela tem uma bunda grande de mais" (she's got too big a butt) and she smacks me and spins to show me her ass. Yup, its her. Seems I called her friend (another roomate lol) who was out of town and passed it on. Funny thing is, I'll bet you 10 to 1 that she looked more like the pics or her friend!
Technically, I got bait and switched but, based on my session, I should hope for this every time.
The little epiphany I had was just how feminine some of these girls become, even to the point of taking on the innately female cattiness and jealousy. Damn, I haven't seen a girl that competitive since I was in a brasilian terma (for those who havent been, just imagine 20 dirt poor 19 yr old girls in bikinis competing for money based on their looks and oral skills). Every ad we surfed had some negative bitchy comment.
Of course I got the last laugh. The one girl she said is prettiest is an old friend I'm having dinner with in about 5 minutes. See ya!
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