They lie because they CAN! Most of us will show up, and STILL go on with the session. We are much to embarassed to report them to the FTC or some other organization for false advertising.

Every girl I've seen has always advertised about 3 inches more than she's really packing. Thats why I'm so happy we have this place to review them.

I guess a bunch of us suckers are always looking for the bigger better package. Wishful thinking.

So what else is new, they all seem to lie. I am so tired of being told by these girls how big thet are , that they are totally functional and then finding a tiny , soft one. Then they try to play you for extra dollars , saying you have to pay them extra to get hard.

Reminds me of the one about the drunk in the bar. He grabs the barmaids cat off the bar by the tail, swings it around once, and lets it fly at the wall. Barmaid screams at him, "WTF you doin' to my cat?"
Aprpos of nothing, the drunk says "Ah, my effing cock is longer than that effing things tail!"
The barmaid coaxes the cat back onto the bar, lays a ruler up against its tail, and says "12 inches, beat that, asshole!"
He drops his pants, sticks the ruler back between his legs, lays his semi flaccid wienie along the end of it, and says "12 and a HALF inches!"
"What the hell are you doing with the ruler?" she says.
"Measuring from my asshole, the same as you did with the cat."