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Re:self inflicted fellatio
kuvfez 1 Reviews 8330 reads
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try fucking a lump of mud.  If that doesn't work, stick you dick in a light socket, turn on the power, and count from one to three thousand backwards.

tshummer8800 reads

I really need some help.  Because I am blessed with very limber muscles and joints I am able to bend myself at such angles where I can actually go down on myself! This is so economical convenient its not even funny.  Anyway, slick as this as is, I get kinda tired of going down just on myself, and my johnson gets kind of tired of just having me go down on it, and plus that teeth issue, you know.  I was just wondering if it would be worth seeing a TS to experience something new from both perspectives, if you know what I mean. Any thoughts?

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kuvfez8331 reads

try fucking a lump of mud.  If that doesn't work, stick you dick in a light socket, turn on the power, and count from one to three thousand backwards.

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diaduo88657 reads

hey, unless you've ever fucked a lump of mud, lay off.
kidding.

out of curiosity, how do you "count from one to three thousand backwards?"

i tried it, but every time i start from one and try to go up, and find myself in not going backwards...

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Dick Cheney7939 reads

Yes.  Go f%#k youself. :o) LOL

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tshummer9415 reads

Hey thanks, guys!  I was really hoping to get manowar to check in with his take, but you guys have been just as supportive as he would have been!

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Dick Cheney7806 reads

tshummer;
    Sorry.  It was meant as a joke(Dick Cheney qoute), especially since you can fellate yourself.  It wasn't meant to be mean spirited as evidenced by :o) and LOL.  It was "too hard" to resist...

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tshummer7502 reads

Dear Mr. Cheney:

No offense taken and I laughed with you as I thought that's what you meant:) I guess the next logical step would be to perform self inflicted intercourse...Thank you for clarifying.

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Dick Cheney7269 reads

tshummer;
    I unfortunately had to leave character and apollogize.:o)

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socketome8291 reads

You beat me to it........

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