Hey, if a girl says it's 11 inches fully functional, how big is it? I laugh hardest when I see an Asian girl claiming to be packing a 9 inch monster in her panties, only to find it's about 4 and semi hard. Just get out the tape measure girls and tell us how big it actually is. Wonder how they'd feel if we told them we had 200 and then show up with 50.
I guess for a section of the community that is fixated on size than they are let down by being misled. I always felt it was like the invention of the push up bra. You get there expecting double D's and you get barely a handful that might ruin your experience. Size never interested me I was always a tits and ass person. So if you go there expecting to have a good time than you never leave unhappy. Because lord knows girls will go through their hormone therapy and it wont matter how big it is it might not get move at all. Flip side they will be gorgeous. So to each his own.
Most aren't too happy when you lower your donation after seeing their smaller than advertised member.
I once called an ad where the chick was advertising 12 inches and offered her $25 per inch upon measurement. I guess she thought she might only get $100 from me after I measured her and turned down my offer on the spot.
I don't care about size but the biggest discrepancy for me are the girls who say they are f.f. and fully loaded or worse yet- heavy shooters. Then when you see them they can either barely get it up or if they do get hard a little bit dribbles out. I only date cross dressers so I know the problem is a girl can only cum so many times a day.
When I do find a girl who can actually deliver it is such a pleasant surprise it makes up for all the false advertising. That is why I still prefer to service the gals on Western and Santa Monica. That way I am only out $40 to $60 and it doesn't sting as much when they cant deliver a legitimate amount of sperm.
I totally agree with you regarding the function of most of them. Most of the ads are blatantly false advertising, fake pictures, ridiculous claims about endowment and function. And the rates are almost funny. I will only pay a certain amount the first time I see someone, too many unknowns. If they are not okay with that I move on to the next one. Some even claim to kiss but when you see them and try they just turn their heads away. Talk about a turnoff.
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