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tsCAT99 1104 reads
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With almost 50% of TS providers (on EROS) designating themselves as Spanish-speaking, this suggests a 1 in 2 chance of visiting a Latina provider if one is using EROS as a guide.

Thanks to Google Translate, here are a few phrases that might break the ice during your next visit. :)

So, here's your first week's Spanish lesson....

Por favor, ¿puedo chupar la polla?

    May I please suck your dick?

Oh, no! Por favor, no fucking pelo!

    Oh no!  Please no bareback fucking!

Now, here's one that you should use when you discover that the girl has used fake pictures:

Oh, Dios mío, te ves como un gorila! Yo me voy de aquí ahora mismo al igual que el perro me enseñó!

    Oh my God, you look like a gorilla!  I'm getting out of here right now just like the Dog taught me!

LATSDog1207 reads

-  Why is your friend hiding in the shower?

¿Por qué oculta su amigo en la regadera?

-  Lick my balls please.

Lama mis pelotas más por favor.

And finally, when she says, "Papi, Hurry up, I have customers cumming".  You can say....

Dije lamido mis pelotas. Which means, "I said, lick my balls"  :)


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barebear31027 reads

"If you friend hiding in the shower does not look like a gorilla, would she come out and please lick my balls?"

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INDIA2007931 reads

"If you friend hiding in the shower does not look like a gorilla, would she come out and please lick my balls?"
 
Si la que se esta escondiendo en el bano no parece gorida dile que venga a mamarme los huevos.

that is the RIGHT translation.
Kisses.
India Fox.

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INDIA2007664 reads

LOL papi Dog ??... LOL
I just love your spanish guys.
Ok here I am to the rescue of gringo locos LOL.



-  Why is your friend hiding in the shower?

Quien se esconde en el bano

-  Lick my balls please.
Drop the please and try:

Lambeme los huevos mami.

And finally, when she says, "Papi, Hurry up, I have customers cumming".  You can say....

Mami te Dije que me lambieras los huevos .

Which means, "I said, lick my balls"  


Kisses all over papi dog.

Muchos besos por todos lados papi dog.
India Fox.

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INDIA2007727 reads

Hay Dios, your spanish really sucks LOL, but is so cute :-)
It remind me when I first start talking English LOL
But I love it, I been laughin my ass off.

Ok ok .
here is the right translation Cat:

Only people from Spain will say Polla.

In Mexico we use Verga.

But here in the USA most of latins use Pinga.

So the right way to say, may I please suck your dick will be if you cut the "please" and say.:

I want to suck your dick = te quiero mamar la pinga.

Oh no!  Please no bareback fucking!
Oh no, por favor solo con condon.

and the translation for the text that really make laugh my ass off till now LOL.

But I doubt you will be able to say all that before the gorila kick the shit out of you LOL, so you better not say it LOL
Is :

Oh my God, you look like a gorilla!  I'm getting out of here right now just like the Dog taught me!

hay Dios pareces Gorila mejor corro como LA Dog me enseno.

Kisses.
India Fox.

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tsCAT99881 reads

LOL--I kinda figured the Google Translator would be like that, but I figured it would be quite hilarious.  India, we need more Spanish lessons! :)

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INDIA20071245 reads

LOL I know Gatito,
Long a go I used the translator on Google to write an email inquiring about a belly dance outfit in Turkey, and to my dismay the shop owner send me his naked pictures saying I love for you, you are my baby, come to my Turkey.
The rest was wroten in Turkish..I was curious about the whole thing, so I when to this Turkish store down the block, and I ask one of the guys that worked there to make translation for me...To make things short, The email that I sent to him said that I was looking for a horny man and I wanted to have sex all day all night...LOL
His response in Turkish was: he was the perfect man to fuck me all night long and that he owned several stores and he wanted me to go there and live with him..He was a handsome man but weigth like 500 LB...LOL.
I never reply back, the guys at the Turkish store where laughing their ass off and they ask me if I really wanted a turkish man...Well I certainly got them all, but not the 500 LB guy LOL
After that I didn't use the famous Translator LOL.
Kisses.

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