She is in SD now and despite all the bad press she has gotten I am feeling myself getting "sucked in" and wanting to call her.

Think with the big head. If you want to flush 300 plus bones down the toilet and leave mad go for it.  

I'll make you a deal.  You can come to my place, I'll put on some TS porn, you can flush fifty down the toilet here for fun and give me 100 and you are saving half your money