It was right next to her stack of 99 Cent Store wet wipes and the overflowing trashcan full of soiled paper towels and used condoms.  I wonder how many seconds you put one of those hotel lotions in the microwave to reach 98 degrees?  

Look on the bright side, she didn't burn you, or did she?

All kidding aside, she resembles a TS who was out of N. Cal who was a decent provider at one time and then her service went south.  I bet that's her.