good luck

http://memphis.eros.com/files/364844.htm

Lets say Ms Marple gave me $1000 from her bingo jackpot she recently won. She said "LATSDog, now you run along and go get your rocks off on me for a change".  The only rule I have is that the money MUST be spent having fun with Tgirls and you must spend all of the money by this Friday"

The LAST FUCKING THING I'd do is wager it on one TS girl who has terrible pics and no reviews.

I think what I would do is pick one well reviewed review girl here, pay her 400 bones since the money came easily to me, then have a 24 hr TS marathon and go hit 6 hundred doll-a hunnies and hope for the best and call it a day at the finish line.

1000 per session in Memphis or anywhere is crazy.  Pleeeeeeeeeeease.

Did you read the rules?

THERE ARE 10 NEW RULES I WISH FOR AT MY COMMANDMENT AN IF U CAREE TO BE A PART OF PARADISE U SHAL
• Obey me.
• Serve me.
• Spoil me.
• Worship me.
• Dream with me.
• Lust thinking of me.
• Glorify the flesh in my name
• Fight and Conquer for me.
• Work and slave for me.
• Sacrifice for me.

All that for a measly G note.
Wha a bargain

I think I threw up in my mouth a little looking at her photos. WTF?

Its bingo night for Ms. Marple..wish me luck.  

I'm not the grammar police, but damn there were some felonies committed in the writing of that ad.  Not to mention the creepy tone...I'll keep my $1,000 thank you.