Re: Open Letter to JohnHolmes1

Dearest TS Tempted -  thank you for the kind open letter.  It is not every day that I receive an open letter from a highly esteemed moderator.  I truly cherish it.  Honestly, I feel like it's an Academy Award, or an Oscar.  It really is special.  Thank you in all sincerity from the top, inside and bottom of my heart.  It is as warm and special as cuddling my cats and telling them I love them.  Really, Thank you.

I have a confession to make. Since life is full of classifications such as Republican and Democrat, conservative and liberal, chick with a dick and dickless chicks, in addition to rich, poor and middle class.  I have to reveal myself, as MissJasmine (I think that is her name, you know that pretty travelin girl from Chicago)  considers me, I am the lowest slime, ignorant, male chauuvenist pig on the face of the earth. (those are my positive characteristics too)

Here is my confession:  I live under a bridge in south Florida.  I am a criminal because this very moment I strung two wires up to a city owned light pole and am stealing electricity to power my computer.  I have to do this because some times the tin foil hat I wear on my head to reflect the gamma rays does not work. Plus the exhaust of the cars driving by has psychedelic mind altering aromas.  I do jump in the nearby canal a couple times a day for a splash of water as my bath.

Life is a never ending pursuit of happiness. I saw Marianne Williamson on TV last night (yup, i stole city electricity to tap my TV into) talking about her new book The Age of Miracles.  I have to confess to you, I think Marianne is pretty HOT and sexy in a conservative kinda way and I want to buy her book and masturbate all over her pretty face on the cover of the book and imagine that her shortly trimmed finger nails on her slender fingers are giving me a hand job.  But, till the book arrives to my bridge, (I hope UPS delivers to bridges) I have to face the facts. Have YOU ever questioned the purpose and meaning of life?  Not in a suicidal manner, but I am sure you go deep with in yourself, reflecting on your past, thinking of today and thinking of your future and ponder.... why the fuck did God bring you to this earth and what is the true significance and motivation in your life?  Not a single one of us asked to be born and we all live in a man created capitalistic society of raw materials consisting of little atoms and molecules that are put together making all of the "things" that a civilized and industrialized society is made up of.  On top of all of this, many people have a gender identity issue. (not me though, I know I am a slimey, low class, trashy male chauvenist pig)

TST - thank you for not banning me for my psycho-somatic illnesses  It is really terrible if a bridge living person gets evicted and the city clips my electric wires and my tin foil hat blows into the wind, separating me from my love for you.  I will try my hardest to be a good boy.  I appreciate your wisdom and guidance.  Much love to you.  Sincerely, Johnny Holmes