Ok, I was somewhat reluctant to tell this story but noone was hurt and looking back, it was quite risky but also one of the funniest events I have ever experienced.

So, does everyone know what a "glory hole" is and where you find them?  Here is the definition, if you do not know:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glory_hole_

Well, when I was in college, I had no idea what a glory hole was and where to find one. I had no idea and had never heard of them.  Well, being a horn dog at such a young age, I decided to stop in one night and visit an adult video store.  Quite an experience in itself with lurkers haning around, shifty eyes, and it really gave me the creeps.  Well, I decided to watch a movie. I go into "the back", more lurkers.  I could not find a video room fast enough. Well, I get inside, I'm watching this flick and its pitch black.  I look over to my left and about eye level is this huge cock sticking out from the wall.  I'm like "What the fuck is that"??? ITs real, fuck, I hit the high road and left thinking that was over the top and not anything that would interest me.

Well, later that week I'm hanging with my college roomate and I told him about my experience.  Well after a few beers we decided to return.  

My roomate and I go in and I get change to head back to the video area, think it was called an Arcade. About that time, my buddy stands close to the door to look at vids and get ready to hit the road.  I walk back into this room and there must have been three to four dudes waiting for a young college lad like me to enter.  I was not in the little room five minutes and quess what?  This huge cock comes through the wall again.  

So, what happened next?  Well, the chair I was sitting on was screwed to the floor (a pedistal type) and when that cock came through the hole, I had a nylon laundry string tied to the chair and lassoed (sp) his pecker, basically a lasso, I pulled tight as the wild snake attempted to get away....he was tied up and I bolted out the door as my roomie had the 1982 comaro running.  I hear, he tied him up, cath him....call the police, he tied him up.  I have never had my heart beat so fast and would never do that again, but the experience was quite fun.  I can only imagine if the dude went home to his wife and had to explain why he had rope burn on his cock  

I hope noone gets offended.  No one was hurt and at the time, it was a risky prank that you can only chuckle at 20 years later.

And the story is 100 percent true but not one I can tell my grandchildren

Wow!  That was mean.    Remember the Golden Rule even applies in dirty book stores.

I believe that was a major breech of etiquette, not to mention trust.  However sticking one's pecker though a hole not knowing what's on the other side is probably not the wisest thing to do in a public venue.

So what we want to know is... did you go back for more?

Giggles,
TS Jamie

-- Modified on 11/10/2009 12:33:59 AM

Heck no I did not go back. They probably had posters of me stating "Wanted" all over the building

Yea, it was a breach of trust but I never signed up to ensuring his pecker went back home in one piece when he stuck it through the hole in the wall.

Off to bed, sweet dreams.

He was lucky that you didn't kick it off. I was talking to a friend and he said that there were protocols and signs like the one that got Senator Craig busted. You are supposed to wait for a sign like fingers through the hole before you stick it in and possibly wind up a stump.

Gives me an idea for a low budget horror flick.

We'll call it "Gory Hole"!

-- Modified on 11/10/2009 12:36:44 PM

Gives me an idea for a low budget horror flick.

We'll call it "Gory Hole'!