... another silver tongued marketing genius who says all the right things to make guys fall in love and hand over their money. The intro was all going great until that last word which was about as subtle as a cockroach on a white linen tablecloth.
But hell, based on the 2 good reviews and the potential laughs I'd hook up you --- if that is, I could get down the freeway in Texas without losing my lunch seeing all those 'Jesus is coming in [fill in the year]' billboards.
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