I just thought of this and thought I'd share. Kinda funny. We always read about providers answering their cell phones during a session, which really is very rude. Well, I met a provider once who was talking kinda dirty and after a few minutes realized she was not talking to me. She was talking to a client on the phone and had the blue tooth device in her ear. It was all good..."Yes Papi, Cum, Yes Papi...".. Then I hear "Call me when you get to LaBrea". Rutt Row....who's that? That girl is on da phone
OK, that's a good one, in a not so good kind of way. The last time I was in LA, my date had a new phone, and she was texting like crazy at dinner. Later, at her place, (which is a different story since it was supposed to be an outcall to my hotel this time) once things got more interesting, (at least for me anyway) about 3 minutes into the actual date, she picks up the fing phone to text again! For that brief moment in time, which will not be repeated, she had a lit cigerette going in the ashtray, and was texting to someone while she was "dating" me.
Here's the funny part, after I was back home, I got a text message from her asking about the donation. Since I had been away, I guess the price of a dinner date had gone up $$$. Hah!
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