Transsexual

First time went thru the body scanner at the airport..and got funny question!
Asian-Gee See my TER Reviews 1784 reads
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1 / 19

The TSA lady asked me "Miss, do you have anything inside your jeans, I said, no I don't have anything there, so she pat me down and said, "have a safe trip!" ( i was gonna say, yes it's my dick..but I don't think it would be appropriate..LOL )

You guys think they can see my Spring Roll thru the screen? I'm just curious...coz I didn't prepare to go thru the scanner so I didn't tuck very well since it covered with my Tunic Top!

xoxoxo

jerkmcgerk 3 Reviews 897 reads
posted
2 / 19

Posted By: gisela24
The TSA lady asked me "Miss, do you have anything inside your jeans, I said, no I don't have anything there, so she pat me down and said, "have a safe trip!" ( i was gonna say, yes it's my dick..but I don't think it would be appropriate..LOL )

You guys think they can see my Spring Roll thru the screen? I'm just curious...coz I didn't prepare to go thru the scanner so I didn't tuck very well since it covered with my Tunic Top!

xoxoxo
Hahaaaa spring roll

Asian-Gee See my TER Reviews 846 reads
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3 / 19

you laughed cos you have italian sausage..lol

killerbil 869 reads
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4 / 19

I shouldn't crow too much because it is really more like a cocktail weiner!

garry9999 948 reads
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5 / 19

I don't think they can see you're Kielbasa through the scanner....  if they could they would have taken you aside, asked you to strip, then arrested you for trying to sneak a concealed weapon onto the plane!

Asian-Gee See my TER Reviews 670 reads
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7 / 19
john4jayne 16 Reviews 564 reads
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8 / 19

That's pretty funny. Yes they can see your spring roll in the scan. I went through one and the TSA lady was looking at my crotch with a disapproving look...bitch it's cold in here, you had a bad angle and I'm a grower not a shower.  She was probably just tired of looking at naked people all day.  

Gee, are you coming out any further west than Austin on your current tour? I would consider flying out for a night with you if schedule permits.

-Steve

Namoi79 18 Reviews 676 reads
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9 / 19

Yes, my dear, they can see it all...
Just don't tuck it up too far next time, or she''ll be asking if you have anything up your ass!!!

spendingtime 499 reads
posted
10 / 19

Something we did or said?

Just curious since the kind of chatter I've seen pass by lately probably keeps the quality ladies away....

TS_Allison See my TER Reviews 727 reads
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11 / 19

..TSA should always handle TS fliers with respect. This is the law, and their policy. If you have any issues, PLEASE report it. All the agents should be trained in this. Sounds like you were treated well, a lady agent gave you the pat down.
Doesn't matter what it says on your ID or passport,or what's between your legs, if you dress and act like a lady, you should be treated as one.

Asian-Gee See my TER Reviews 638 reads
posted
12 / 19

I went thru the scanner first, and then after that the lady pat me down. I changed my ID to a Female like a year ago, and overall I was treated fairly and no problem.

This would be my first and last flew with American Airlines, I never went thru the body scanner with any airlines before!

Actually it was fun before I changed my gender on my ID, cos as soon as i handed them my ID, they would give me certain look and smile mostly, in a blue state, the TSA like to flirt!, red state way too serious!!..LOL

tsbrooke See my TER Reviews 775 reads
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14 / 19

I would like to think that I'm the only one this has happen to.... but judging by your experience I can say I'm in good company. I think most of us ladies that are "packing" a lot downstairs it can be sometimes HARD to go undetected. lol

freddyfrog32 525 reads
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15 / 19
Sancho2 13 Reviews 523 reads
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16 / 19

I found out years ago that a great travel belt is an all plastic strap that you could find at say REI for example. I'm pretty good at AIrport Security. Had a TSA guy ask me to take it off for the new body scanners. I know it's a job for these guys, but damn, this silly shit is starting to make me think a lot harder about the hassle of flying.

Asian-Gee See my TER Reviews 539 reads
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18 / 19

The funny thing is that, my friends flew from asian countries to the US, they never go thru the body scanner, aren't those body scanner are for those people who posing a threat before they entering the US?
Sometimes I don't get it, if security is number one priority, why only American Airlines doing it! at least to me!

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