It is Friday night and I am stuck in Victorvile ,CA.  This is what I get for making fun of LATSdog over the holidays.

You should try to stay up and go get a cup of coffee at the local Waffle House around 3am and try to pick up some "CHICKS".  I bet you get lucky

It's actually Victorville, but Victorvile might be more apt, a freudian slip on the keyboard?