Do the rest stops now have free wireless internet access?  Didn't you leave for your road trip?  Will you pick me up some salt watter taffey at the Stucky's 99 miles south of Arken-sause?  I'll pay ya when you get here.

...but we just have carrier pigeons in Arkansas.

Doggie, it's Arkan-saw!  And, why on earth would you want taffey?  No way.  Come on over, and I'll take ya to the Whole Hog Cafe.  You'll learn a new appreciation for pork chops and ribs!

I think I read somewhere that there is a taffy pull at St. Peters down the highway from Wall Drug or maybe it was a peter pull at the taffy factory. Do fries go with dat shake at the Whole Hog?

Whole Hog Cafe, mmmmmmmm good!

Yep, your top choice of pulled hog or pulled chicken!

http://www.wholehogcafe.com/

And ya'll may've thought I was kidding!

besides, i think we are gonna shut down the electronics during the drive...