I would suggest jacking to hotel porn. Used to live there and always really nasty looking chicas. Most that are even remotely close live in Tampa a couple hours away and I would not say that any of them are prizes. Best action is in Miami, but a hard 3+ hour drive from Orlando.

The Tampa/Orlando areas are on my March TODO list...

Are you kidding me? We travel from Tampa tooooo  Orlando for good Boner Rental.

You cannot beat Nautica/Orlando. She is a jewel.

Guess we are looking for different things amigo. Personally, I am into totally passable hotties and not "girls" that are taller than me with a beard and that resemble NBA basketball players, but I know there are plenty of people in the hobby whose main focus is on getting the biggest dick around no matter what they look like so have fun, be safe, and god bless

No need to insult providers that don't meet your criteria. It's pretty friggen rude to throw Nautica under the bus with your insults. Your description of her is not at all true.

I don't need to defend Nautica. She's a 6' blk beauty with 40/28/34 8" and extremely fem. I encourage the original poster to check out Nautica in Orlando and see if she works for you or not.

Your immature jerk response aside, Tampa is now a ceas-pool of cons artists and short change clerks. It has gone from good to bad in less than 3 years, but since you said you "use to live in the area" I assume you old news and not up on current trend here.  

Oh, you showed me cuddlemeister. I used to live in Orlando and it has been several years ago; the chicks were sub-par then and I was there recently to visit friends and just as bad a few weeks ago. Was not specifically talking about any one provider was saying in general it is slim pickens so if you dont like it check out my website www.gfy.com (go fuck yourself) and lodge your complaint there. I call it like I see it and if you don't like it tough shit

pdxdoc.... If your visiting Orlando you Can have a great time. Just ignore negative posters and narrow your list down from Eros or either review site. Once you have it down to 1-2 choices repost if you are still undecided.

I don't know your tastes anymore than "Dickwad Eldangerouso", so it's hard to recommend other than in general.

Time Out!

Okay everyone, enuff said please.  You are all fine contributors and I'm sure its just been a long week.  Please remember that it takes all kinds and everyone is entitled to their opinions.  Despite some of the vitriol pdxdoc has gotten some good advice.

Thanks everyone.

Time In!


TSBTQ

I stood in the corner facing the wall for 10 minutes. Does that count?..

Sorry for the back and forth. I should have taken the high road from the gitty up.

...you can promise me that you were able to refrain from playing with yourself for the ENTIRE 10 mins you were standing in the corner.


TSBTQ (aka Little Jack Horner)

I only touched my nipples.....

Esto es mi raza vato