As I mentioned, I'll be there selling bacon wrapped dogs in the parking lot before the event begins and then afterwards. Look for the big "Magnum" sign and I'll be right under it. They are the sponsor this year and bought all of the beefy franks.
In addition...
I hear there is going to be a really special opening so get there early. Rumor has it that Jennifer Paris is going to parachute in sexy lingerie from a penis shaped blimp in the sky above right before the event begins. Get there early so you can check it all out.
My only fear is she zero's in on the magnum sign from high above and hits the hot dog cart when landing.
I will be in LA for a week shooting scenes and on hand to represent TS-Rockdolls.com and there will be tons of other Adult Models making their appearance.
Sorry to say but the parachute stunt has been Canceled. The Aliens Sex Gods are doing flight exercises that night and they have a No Fly Zone setup over the club...
With the FAA putting the kibosh on the lovely Ms. Paris parachuting from the penis shaped blimp, the latest rumor is that she will arrive in the Dr. Evil Escape Pod, interestingly shaped like a butt plug or in Little Oscars Big Wienermobile.
With the FAA putting the kibosh on the lovely Ms. Paris parachuting from the penis shaped blimp, the latest rumor is that she will arrive in the Dr. Evil Escape Pod, interestingly shaped like a butt plug or in Little Oscars Big Wienermobile.
Girls shrieking in delight when receiving awards, primming in the mirror, flouncing around. Hung male dancers simulating sex on stage, ear splitting bass thumping music, cellphones ringing, T-girls bonding or maybe fighting on occasion. Guys gawking, some hustling on the periphery, a little trolling going on outside .... if it weren't for you selling great tasting hot dogs, I wouldn't even consider going. But aside from the dogs, is that about the picture, or is it more like T-girl night at one of the local bars where everyone mingles?
So what your saying is we can count on seeing you there?
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Posted By: sserviceman
Girls shrieking in delight when receiving awards, primming in the mirror, flouncing around. Hung male dancers simulating sex on stage, ear splitting bass thumping music, cellphones ringing, T-girls bonding or maybe fighting on occasion. Guys gawking, some hustling on the periphery, a little trolling going on outside .... if it weren't for you selling great tasting hot dogs, I wouldn't even consider going. But aside from the dogs, is that about the picture, or is it more like T-girl night at one of the local bars where everyone mingles?
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