Cuz' I'm fucking horny that's why. And she's hot. And she's probably fake.
But I always trust my peeps...

Any chance anyone's seen her.
Lot's of ads; Airiellle in Vegas, Melissa in Boston, Danyelle in Phoenix, She's totally stealing Leah of San Diego's pics from her EROS ad. No Wait. Maybe Leah of San Diego is stealing her pics. Maybe this is another vast TS conspiracy?

Her phone number is from "Iowa". Seriously, Fucking Iowa! Is Iowa even really a place?

I give up!

No wait. NEVER GIVE UP! For nine inches I have to try. I owe it to myself.

This is exhausting.....

Any help would be appreciated..... Blah, Blah, Blah,......