Transsexual
I Had Sex With A Hot TV Last Night.
Now my member is burnt and the lodged shards of glass from the picture tube make it difficult to urinate.
I do that all the time when I turn on MSNBC and Alison Stewart is reporting.
This post really belongs in the erotic humor board - or the "juvenile play-on-words" board if and when it is created (I hope never)
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