You choose to spend time with a provider

1)Are you alone?

Even if we have a gorilla in the closet we wouln`t tell.

2)Are you clean?

No i have gonorrea syphillis I`m all dirty
and showers cost extra

3)Have you being very busy today?

Mmmmm...yes I saw four bottoms six tops
and I also got a golden shower.

4) If you use the shower...dry your self inside
with the towel that was handed to you!!!

5)Does your familly knows?

Yes they do!! and they are extremelly happy and proud of me!!!!!

6)You should be in porno movies!

Great!!! I can`t wait to get the best anal scene
award of the year!!!

7)Have you cummed today?

No dear i was waiting for you!!!

Also do not show up smoking a cigarrette or drinking a beer.

8)  Is that your real nose?

9)  I prefer my women with a bit more silicone.

10)  Have you been busy today?  It looks like there is a pubic hair
      caught in your teeth.

11)  Is it OK if I pee in the shower?

12)  I know your family!  Remember?  We met at your
      cousin's Christmas party.

13)  Turn on a porno so I can pretend you are someone else.

14)  Don't let my beard and mustache fool you, I actually have a
      vagina.

 I always show up reeking of cigarettes and booze.  It goes a long way in disguising my BO and halitosis.  I think most girls appreciate the extra effort.


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1) keep appointments.  Nothing like driving for over an hour in traffic to call from some stupid cross street in hell to not have the person pick up the gawddamn phone!

2) Don't overbook so when we show up you look like you've been through hell and complain that you are tired.

3) Turn off the damn TV.  Nothing tells me that you rather be doing something else when you have some soap opera on that I can't understand.

4) Don't try and jerk me off as fast as you can to get me out.  If rates are by the hour I want my full hour.  Not everyone has a leather dick.

5) Turn off the cell phone.

6) Don't count the money in front of me, go to the other room if you must

7) Take a shower before I come by so I don't smell the other dude that was before me.

But some guys call to make appointments and they never show up..Always have a back up girl in the same area

If you arrive to a provider and the tv is on
LEAVE she should have some lounge music...sexy.

You have the right to ask them to turn off the phone and the tv...if she is answering the phone
ask her for your money back and leave

If she asks you to wait ten minutes , make it ten, not two
so she can take a shower
If you had a bad or good experience with some one
give the hobbyst the 411
Good luck and thank you for your feedback
people like you are important to many of us.

P S sorry about the grammar....lol







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