$40 Dolla 30 min, $60 dolla one hour.  Body Shampoo, dry sauna, and massagie. You have nice time. Which girl you chooose?  How long...  Hurry up, we hav customer girls....hurry up!!!!

I've never been to one

Bored Cops again.  Those massagie places exist in every single major city in the U.S. They are on every corner in San Francisco.  There was a famous one South of Market that was open for years, had 50+ girls some days, all korean, all fake boobs, all looked the same  The only reason it was closed is because they were not paying their taxes and the city was not getting their cut.  

put me down for the 60.00, one hour please,

Yea, same here...Its been awhile, acually years but I will have to say the full hour is the way to go

not my cup of tea, or saki. I'll stay with beauty and quality, if you know who I mean.

Quality and Beauty exists if you know which one to visit  But I hear ya...

Yeah, it's such a sinister criminal ring.  Meanwhile, there are more animal shelters than there are for abused women and men.  Sometimes, USA means Ultra-Stupid Aardvarks.