her ad reads "... do not insult me by asking the following when you call or in person or I will block you from my calling list.
1.How Big I am
2.If I am Top or Bottom
3.If I am Fully Functional or Not
4.Anything that has to do with sex
5.Any talk about money or I WILL hang up or say goodbye and leave."

Got it, guys?  Just show up at her place, drop your money and she will let tell you unimportant, ya know, incidental stuff that you shouldn't be that concerned with for a mere $700-$1300 like how big she is, if you're going to get topped or bottomed, whether she can cum for you, in fact anything to do wih sex at all or, gawd forbid, any adjustment in price (answer to that is zero) if you're not getting any of the things you want.  Actually, if she just allows you to look at her nude while jacking yourself, well, that should be good enough for how little you're paying.

Oh by the way, she wants your photo to hang up in her Memorial to the Monumentally Moronic.  But you don't get to see hers, it's only fair, after all, for a goddess.

This ad is either a sick joke or an IQ test, and anyone responding to it gets what they deserve.