or at least what happens in the bathroom should.  That blow job is only for "need to know"...LOL  Probably a good thing you didn't meet her mother../grand slammmm....

Well first off, lets hope your friend does read TER, second, send me an invite to the next party, and iguess thirdly, your friend and dad must be pretty progressive...  i mean if the daad is there openly doing lines with his daugher there who just got plowed by a porn star....

If the mom is still in the picture, maybe keep the story under wraps, otherwise maybe test the  waters out.... like asking your friend what her dad thinks about the crowd she rolls with

Last night I attended a private birthday party for my one of NYC girlfriends. We had a blast & my birthday gift to her was this well hung black male pornstar that she's been crushing on for quite some time.(Yes I paid his fee so she could spend an evening of bliss with him.) Due to the fact my girlfriend is somewhat of a NYC socialite who isn't a provider by any means possible she had a very good turnout of interesting guests. There was also an open bar & a section where certain "party favors" where available.(Yes I went skiing. I couldn't resist.) I struck up a conversation with a mature gentlemen who favored the actor Gary Busey but with a great personality and a unique sex appeal. We conversed the majority of the night. Somehow in the mixture of 3 "sex on the beach" drinks,more lines of whitegirl & a heated debate over the right to view free online porn, me & the Gary Busey lookalike found ourselves in the bathroom...TOGETHER. He was on his knees while I was standing up getting an amazing BJ that was beyond incredible! I released in his mouth & we both went our separate ways.

Fast forward to this morning. My girlfriend called me to tell me & thank me for the great time she had with the pornstar. I asked about the Gary Busey look alike that was at the party and she said very matter of factly without missing a beat that he's her father. AWKWARD!! KILL ME NOW!!I swear I need a reality show because you can't make this stuff up. I feel so guilty & have no idea how to bring this up to her. I'm totally open to suggestions if anyone has one.

you should never mention this to your friend. relieving yourself of guilt will have unknown conseQuences. you could blow the whole thing up. honesty is not the best policy if you think it may cause another pain. who knows what the effect might be on you and your friend, your friend and her father, etc. (personally i don't understand the guilt, 2 consenting adults, etc. i do see the social awkwardness, and counsel quiet discretion)

Ha. Keep quiet unlike you have here, I doubt her father is going to call her and ask who the hot girl was he sucked off in the bathroom at her birthday party?

Exactly Strapiton...
Brooke I'd thank your friend for an AWESOME party/ say you had a blast and leave it at that. (At least until her next birthday! Then you can deal with the awkward intoductions. LOL!

Thanks for that suggestion. Couple of things I need to clarify.
1. She doesn't read TER or even know of it's existence due to the fact that she is a sheltered rich girl who grew up in the Hamptons.( which also explains why she isn't a provider.)
2. Her is mom is a divorced workaholic who values botox,young men & weekend tennis dates with her middle age friends over parenthood.(Not easy to figure why my girlfriend likes being a NYC nightlife socialite.)
3."Partyin' is socially accepted & encouraged at these high class socialite parties where "everybody is doing it". Besides she has shared with me that she learned how to snort from her dad before she learned how to drive so those All-American family morals are non existent.
4. Not only do I pride myself on being a honest provider but I also pride myself on being honest with my friends & my guilty conscious would kill me. I mean how often do you have to tell a friend of yours that their father sucks off  trannies in a bathroom on the night of their birthday?

Here's an idea along the "testing the waters theory"  you could mention that you felt he was hitting on you, guage the reaction, and go from there.  If you feel that honesty is the best policy then i guess your course of action is clear....

I like to be honest as well.
And to be perfectly honest...

Brooke, you have a splendid ass!

All you need to say is....  He is a very good conversationalist and a silver tongued devil.

All of these suggestions must be confusing. Please come to Dallas & I will be more than happy to help you sort them out. Should you happen to recieve a blow job, no guilt is involved or encouraged.

smoooooth

I don't think you should tell her.   Even though your conscience would kill you and it may hang over your friendship; you just don't know how it would affect her views of her father.   Blood is thicker than water.