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Wow...talk about science projects.  Gives new meaning to squaring the circle.  More like a giant square pegging a tight hole lol!

....turned completely off by this kind of stuff.
Like...who am I to criticize someone else's sales tactics? But when you show you can't even put together a proper sentence, and especially when girls use all that cutesy emoji shit in their ads, I wouldn't care what she looked like, or what her reviews were...that stuff is an instant turn off for me.

Well, her conversion from metric to standard is a bit off lol. The reality is about 9-10 long and around 6-6.5 around... She has all kinds of reviews that confirm she usually provides a good service and they also confirm her personality is a bit flaky or dingy. Sometimes with an attitude but usually just a bit odd. But, I guess nobody is seeing her to have an intelligent conversation....

I don't mind it at all but I generally see girls who speak Spanish, which makes it harder for them to put together a coherent ad in English. I think most of us don't choose girls based on their witty ads. In this case, her pictures speak for themselves. EVERY guy is going to see her because of her cock. She doesn't need to write anything at all in her ads to get customers....

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Well, surprisingly she has a series of good reviews however she was one of my worst experiences ever years ago.  You can search the board on TS Red Ivy and find lots of stuff.

Yes, definitely. When they get too cutesy, spacey or sloppy, it reads like they're putting minimal effort in and it's just "like, whatev" which is how I would expect the visit to go as well. I can understand if there's a language barrier and the lady is trying, but some ads are genuinely agonizing to read because they're riddled with bizarre symbols and vacuous language. To each his own, I just like 'em to be a bit more engaged in reality than that.