In this week’s EROS-by-the-Numbers…….

The girls are still scrambling to beat the mid-August heat by heading up to the Northeast.  New York alone straps in 177 girls, some with leather, some with lace.  How many are fake?  Who the hell knows?  But, their pictures look delicious.

The second largest population of gals flock to the Southeast, where there are 177 girls who still like it hot.  Just how many pacemakers will stop working this week?

The Midwest takes a 10% flaccid drop in its headcount (pun intended), relaxing in the afterglow of a powerful orgasm last week.  But, the clock is ticking....

The South, however, rises to the occasion with a whopping 14% increase in horny girls.  They promise to add spice to any burrito.

The Rockies and the Northwest numbers hardly change, suggesting that the girls up there are quite happy to be screwing where they are.

And, predictably, the Southwest numbers don't change at all, proving once and for all, that California girls are not only easy-going, but they are easy.

Overall, the number of girls dropped 15 from last week's high of 1,000, bringing this week's total of arousal-seekers to 985.  Does this drop in ads suggest that fake ads are evaporating under the heat of TER's intrepid TS moderators?  Only more reviews, research, and watchful eyes can tell.

            July 31   +/-    August 7   August 13

Northeast     287      +8%    309        298

Southeast     165      +4%    171        177

Mid-west      134      +9%    146        132

The South     109      -1%    108        123

The Rockies   68       -1%    67         62

Northwest     66       +2%    67         61

Southwest     129      +2%    132        132
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Totals        958      +4%    1000       985

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Thanks for the work Cat...I can imagine a lot of time goes into this weekly update. It's appreciated!

Thanks, Jake--it's the geek-kitty in me  

It's actually kind of easy with a spreadsheet (after I plugged in the formulas).

When you live in a TS Desert, it's interesting to see the migration patterns of our sweeties.  They're like sexy predators, the kind ya want on your tail!