So, tomorrow is my Birthday. And who is going to be visiting the OC? Yep, Dakota. Based on what I've read here and her participation on the board, I'm betting she's top-notch. Her pics are stunning. And I just got a card from my Mom with a $200 check in it. That gives me 2/3 of the roses she requires (thanks, Mom!).

My challenges are twofold:, I have a lame afternoon meeting that I cannot miss, then my buddies are taking me out to Phillipe's for french dips before the Dodger game and an evening of drunken debauchery. Also, I work mostly on commission, and coming up with that extra 100 roses is gonna be tough.

So tomorrow I will find out if there is indeed a God. If the meeting let's out by 3pm, and if I'm able to scrape up the extra 100 roses, I'll have just enough time to run home, hit the shower, shave the sack, and hopefully get an appointment with this lil hottie.

Pray for me, my fellow pervs.