I miss your levity, to say nothing of your encyclopedic knowledge.

This board getting way too serious (except where it counts).  I just saw a post on a sex addiction workshop, and someone here thinks it's serious!  Can it be?  Maybe the provider who posted it wants to invite any mates who are dumping their wallets or getting payday loans to have the cure for their addiction.  Why?  Oh wait, maybe it's like Vegas which has learned they can get more in the long run from gamblers if they can keep the punters minimally solvent, rather than crashing and burning in bankruptcy.  There's a name for that in the animal kingdom, but I can't seem to remem ---  uh, never mind.

I finally decided that the only way I could stop jacking to t-girl porn was to come to the realization that I truely have a problem.  It was a very very hard (get it hard?  Ha Ha) thing to do but one evening, I called the 1-800 number for sexual addiction treatment on the back of a condom box and never looked back.

Life couldn't be better.  I got to take an extended "medical leave of absence" from my hard ass, cut throat employer, get three square meals every day and made tons of new friends.  Apparently this is where Tiger Woods went.  They do not belive in going cold turkey and instead easily reducing the sexual activity to a moderate state first. So, I still get to jack to t-girl porn twice per day.  

You too can be saved.  Don't wait another day, call the number!




Ha, NOT!

"dog, you are such a shit", take care my friend.
dwayne