Hi there- I will be in Orlando on business from Sunday to Thursday. If any TS providers (visiting and residing) are going to be in the neighborhood, drop me a line.

Not into getting bottomed.

Thank you for your time.

Any other suggestions for activities, let me know.

Epcot is overrated, pass on that....Also pass on the Space Center.

If you are going with the kids and wife, invest in a full day ticket to Disney and once in the park, get lost in the crowd and leave the fam behind and find you a hot TS.  Blame your tardiness on the fact that this mosquito invested, humid, rug rat populated amusement park is oversold and it took you almost 3 hours to get into the bathroom to take a piss after you drank your ten dollar slurpie that Flipper made you buy.

Sunday to Thursday? Take out a 5 day life insurance policy, if driving, lower  your deductable to $250 across the board.   Then drive over to the Winter Park area and back into the nicest car you can find that has a snow bird in it and claim they did it to you and your back is in alot of pain.  Remember, you are sueing the insurance company, not the old fart.  

If you take pets with you, make sure your lab mix named Blackie does not go swimming in the area waters.....Gaters are everywhere.

Or you can say fuck it and just drive west of Orlando over to Tampa and go see some hot babes at Mons Venus......good luck.

Finally, if you run out of things to do, go over to the St. Johns river (it flows north, how does that happen?) and pay fifty bucks to swim with the manatee's.

Good night.