Ok girls, listen up.  I checked my mail today, noticed I had one of those envelopes that have the tear off ends, looked like a check.  It was a refund check from AT&T and I need to cash it and spend it fast.  Who is available?  They sent me a check for 9 cents.  Yes, 9 cents. If you can do outcall, I'll just endorse the back and you can have it

No kidding, why would some stupid company send me a fucking check for 9 cents. The stupid stamp was 4x that amount

that if they didn't... some bozo would complain they got gypped outa those 9 cents...

Commmon sense rarely prevails it seems!!

Hey, 9 cents will buy a great night out on the town here in Arkansas!

Seriously, that just made me laugh. I'd come out with all my change if I was not too busy trying to convince this one particular lady from CA, ( hint, rhymes with to addison ) to visit. I think they are all lining up to help the Dog out with his new cash reserves.

Hey...I found a quarter under a couch pillow, so I will double LATSdogs generous offer.

Matter of fact, I'll let any gurl that comes over look under the other cushions and keep what they find...except any food items.

That's mine.