To all providers: please be honest about your physical attributes, likes and dislikes.  I guarantee there are alot of clients out there for you regardless to whether you are 4" or 14" inches, have tits dont have tits, smoke dont smoke, party dont party, functional and non functional.  I applaude and thank all of you who are  I will always use the honest providers and pledege to always tell the honest truth about those that are not.

I agree. There have been many responses like this in the past, but it doesn't seem to do any good. I have seen a gorgeous photo in an ad, and have made an appt based on that photo and description of physical attributes. I arrived into a darkened room and found when my eyes adjusted to the light, that it wasn't the girl in the photo, not even close. I politely said, "Sorry, you are not the girl in the photo." and I would get a "Don't you like me," and you can't answer that honestly. I simply say, "Look I had my heart sent on the girl in the photo, thanks, but no thanks." Then I would leave. This usually works if you are firm enough, but once I actually had to fight my way out, when some jerk in the bath room came out. I realised it was a shakedown, and wasn't going for it. And girls if you say you are 9 or 11" don't reveal 4 or 5". All that does it create problems. If you are close, I am not going to use a measuring tape on you, nor will I complain. And as far as, "fully functioning" goes, I don't want to show up and hear that you came 5 times today already, or I just took hormones. Tell me in advance so I am ready for that.