Transsexual

A true story..........................I have a friend....
LATSDog 894 reads
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Yes, maybe one friend.  He is very very conservative.  I was in his wedding and after his honeymoon, he told me his new wife said "this is  your last blowjob, so you better enjoy it" and on his honeymoon of all things. I thought "bait and swtich biaaaach".  So, for the past five to six years, every year on his aniversary, I say..."So, you have not had a blowjob in how many years now?".  Well, after about the sixth year of razzing him and reminding him what he was missing, he came clean.

He said, she won't do it cuzzz I won't eat her pussy.

I said, then I'd stop giving you blow jobs also you SOB :)

If you care about the person, I find that act more intimate than humping anyday.  

But, ya must be squeaky clean and fresh as a cucumber :)

I've been quite curious and have had several "theories" as to why a man would see a beautiful transsexual and not at least desire giving her oral pleasure. So I did a survey.

Now this survey isn't as balanced as it could be, nor endorsed by any academics. This survey was conducted exclusively by me on the 13 gg friends (1/2 are sex workers) I have who are in current relationships with a man, albeit married or just dating.

The question; Does your S/O eat your pussy?

7 of my gg friends said their man eats their pussy regularly.
6 of my gg friends said it's like pulling teeth to get their man to eat pussy.

46% of straight men like to fuck but they don't like giving oral pleasure to his lover.
54% of straight men not only love to fuck, but will eat that pussy as if there is no tomorrow.

In my world, here are the stats Ive conducted over the past 6 months. This is a thorough survey based on 12 active month of being a whore and 6 months doing porn...

83% of my lovers suck dick
17% of my overs do not suck dick

I need to know more. Do you eat pussy? do you suck dick when with a beautiful transsexual lady?

XOXOX -Jas

BonzoDickBand945 reads

Dammit please come to DC so I can help you accumulate data for this survey.

tsCAT991414 reads

Welcome back, Jaz!

Eat pussy?  Yes
Suck dick?  Yes

I've wondered if the oral interests are based upon earlier, developmental stages in childhood, but that's whole other book.

Just did a quick search on Google: Here's an posted on Clitoral.com.  Unfortunately, the author does not have any credentials other than having studied a lot.  Also, the author cites statistics without referring to his sources.

So, we'll take this info with a huge one down our throat :)

According to this website: Percentage of men who give oral sex [to GG's] in their lifetime: 77%

There's also a hilarious list of possible reasons why men might not give cunnilingus.

http://www.guys.clitical.com/better-cunnilingus.php

That website is definitely NOT WebMD :)

LATSDog895 reads

Yes, maybe one friend.  He is very very conservative.  I was in his wedding and after his honeymoon, he told me his new wife said "this is  your last blowjob, so you better enjoy it" and on his honeymoon of all things. I thought "bait and swtich biaaaach".  So, for the past five to six years, every year on his aniversary, I say..."So, you have not had a blowjob in how many years now?".  Well, after about the sixth year of razzing him and reminding him what he was missing, he came clean.

He said, she won't do it cuzzz I won't eat her pussy.

I said, then I'd stop giving you blow jobs also you SOB :)

If you care about the person, I find that act more intimate than humping anyday.  

But, ya must be squeaky clean and fresh as a cucumber :)

911Tsocal1293 reads

Yes to Both, IMO, good foreplay usually leads to a great mutually enjoyable experience, and I cannot imagine foreplay with lots of oral.  

Back in the day, when I finally started getting some action with the ladies, I had a bit of trouble with controlling myself, ie Quick draw McGraw syndrom. I was quick to realize that this would limit the number of woman who would like a repeat romp in the hay with yours truly.

I spoke to the one person I knew would know how to deal with this problem and he told me "Son, you have to tend to the roses in the garden before you begin plowing the field."  

Possibly the best sex advice I have ever received.  In no time, I became pretty skilled in the art of pleasuring a woman orally. After awhile, my patners could care less how long I lasted, because I was no longer leaving them in the starting gate as I crossed the finish line. And yes, I finally was (and am) able to control the speed of my lift off(Houston, we have ignition). I love tending the roses, erotic as hell and for me more personal then doing the actual deed. And recently, have discovered that some of those skills are transferable when Im with a ts woman.

I like to do both, but with both, it all depends on the partner.

I will eat pussy, try to do it well, and enjoy it when my GG date is into it. It is usually pretty easy to tell if that is the case. But if she is not, it is a waste of both of our time.

With TS girls, I am even more likly to go down, that is if it is without a rubber. I'm clean, so I expect the same, but some TS providers insist on CBJ's in which case I ask them if it is ok to take it off. I am not into performing oral on a rubber.

Eat Pussy...Heck yes, I could do it on the steps of The Vatican. I love everything about it from the sweet aroma to the occasional shower of love juice I get from the squirters.
Suck a dick...Uugh, no thank you.....I like to think of you "Ladies" as gorgeous women with a big clit that I may tug on a bit in a fit of passion between two hot lovers, but just can't get into the sucking thing (or bottoming for that matter).

Deanpa878 reads

All things oral are the best. I can eat pussy for hours..as far as sucking dick, this is fantasic, but only interestred in a TS dick...rimming ranks right up there. I love all things oral, both giving and receiving..I can't believe such a lagae percentage within the survey don't eat pussy.

Dean

I love to eat pussy and have for a very long time. I love the taste and wetness. I only recently have been introduced to the ts girls and have found myself loving to orally please them also. I am not into the bottom or top events.

The ts has to be feminine for it to be pleasurable to me.

Jasmine....................you match fine!!!!! lol

Assuming they're clean and fresh.

eat pussy....absolutley
suck dick....absolutely
lick ass.....absolutely

Nick

Yes to both. What the hell......go for a session with either provider (GG or TS) and not eat the full menu?! Whatever.......

Although it still surprises how many GG's and TS's will do one and not the other (i.e., will let you go down on them, but not vice versa). OK, so I can eat your pussy but you won't suck my cock?? What a world.......Again, for me, it's ALL on the menu

Eat puss of course.

Suck cock...only if its bigger than mines...only!

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